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I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I want to lie here close to you
look at what you made me do
Darling you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie

Some kiss behind the garden gate
cuz love is blind but the neighbors aint

The opposite sex is the most dangerous
and addictive drug out there,
but the high is unlike anything else.

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I Love You is an 8 letter phrase
But then again so is Bull Shit...

Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Love is 3/4 dream and 1/4 reality.
Problems usually arise
when you fall in love with the dream
and not the reality.
But, yet you find true love
when you fall in love with both.

FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex
in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

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Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to play by the rules,
then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

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