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I don't make mistakes..
I just date them.

Bisexuality immediately
doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night.

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A Permission Marketer
goes on a date.
If it goes well, the two of them
go on another date.
And then another.
Until, after ten or twelve dates,
both sides can really
communicate with each other
about their needs and desires.
After twenty dates they
meet each other's families.
Finally, after three or
four months of dating,
the Permission Marketer
proposes marriage.
Permission Marketing
is just like dating.
It turns stranger into friends
and friends into lifetime customers.
Many of the rules of dating apply,
and so do many of the benefits.

Watching your daughter
being collected by her date
feels like handing over a million dollar
Stradivarius to a gorilla.

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Seems like I am always
chosen to be the 'friend'.
They can date other girls,
and go out with other girls,
but when it comes to me,
I always hear those same three words...
'let's be friends.'
And I can date other guys,
but the ones I really care about

The other way to get married
is a lot more fun,
a lot more rational,
and a lot more successful.
It's called dating.

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